A suave casanova in Bayombong, Nueve Vizcaya has been arrested for blackmailing an ex-girlfriend with nude photos in exchange for sex.
When online electioneering goes too far
With the billions that he’s putting into his presidential campaign, Senator Manuel Bamba Villar Jr. might as well buy the entire Internet. He’s on Google AdSense, he’s on Twitter, he’s even on facebook, suggesting that you become his fan or friend or both.
He’s everywhere now, and he might just take it a little too far.
The State of RP Agriculture
There are four things wrong with this image from the Department of Agriculture:
1. Nobody uses 2-liner analog cellphones any more.
2. Rotary phones no longer work.
3. There is no excuse for using animated .gifs any more.
4. That doesn’t even make sense.
Somewhere, a vengeful hog is plotting the destruction of our very way of life.
Fierce
You Ask, Yahoo! Answers
Yahoo! Answers isn’t really known for being a source of reliable information (that’s what Wikipedia is for.)
It’s the same basic concept, really. Except instead of reading enyclopedia entries, you get to ask the Internet anything you want.
Sometimes it works,
Posting On Epic Thread
Irresistible force, immovable object: A Baptist tries to convert Pinoychan’s /b/ to his faith, /b/ outs him as a closet gay, or at least tells his friends that he is.
Whoever wins, we lose.
I Win!
(Thanks for the tip, FreeSince09! )
A new terrorist threat
Times are tough everywhere.
First, a high-end watch store gets robbed in Makati in broad daylight, and just today, a truck carrying about 25 tons of copra was hijacked. Who the hell would want to steal copra?
Facebook Find
And now for something completely different:
damned dirty ape
(Thx, spy mouse!)
iFM: Filipino Gigolo
In 2002, GMA-7 relaunched itself as the Kapuso (roughly, “of the same heart”) network and started calling their talents and consumers kapuso. In 2003, ABS-CBN followed suit with their Kapamilya (roughly, “of the same family”).
Other stations and media outlets soon became ka-bandwagon and started calling their viewers and listeners kabarkada (“of the same gang”), kasambahay (“of the same household”) and kabagang (“of the same…you know what? They probably just made that up”).
Is this a cake or a cock?
Uh, does anyone else think that this ad for Red Ribbon’s Choc-O-Nut Roll looks like something else?
*cue awkward silence*
Their description doesn’t help things, either:
Classic soft white chiffon with rich creamy icing made even more tempting with lavish sprinkling of chocolate bits and crushed nuts.
Well, alright, the ” soft white” part, not so much. But rich and creamy? Bits? Nuts? Anyone?