At the recent forum on globalization, three Igorots in traditional g-strings were told to get out for not dressing appropriately.
Bam Aquino appointed ‘Yumbassador’
Former National Youth Commission chairman and one-time Ninoy
Aquino Paolo Beningo Aquino IV is Jollitown’s new Yumbassador.
Mayor McCheese of McDonaldland was among the first to send his
congratulations.
A pressing question from Senator Pangilinan
Much has been said about President Benigno Aquino’s speechwriter and the wine reviews and anthropological studies on Vietnamese men she posted on Twitter.
Not much has been said of this tweet by Senator Francis Pangilinan, however:
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Real life good guy shoots movie bad guy
Actor Kirk Abella was shot Saturday while filming a mock documentary for a British director.
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Fixer/teacher runs away with nursing grads’ grease money
As if low global demand for nurses wasn’t enough to deal with, 72 nursing graduates won’t be able to take their licensing test this December because a fixer ran away with their money.
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Customs bust a bust
The daring dawn raid we hinted at in the last post was not as daring as advertised.
The Bureau of Customs raided Tondo Friday morning and seized 60 bags of onions smuggled in from China.
At 10 pounds per bag, that comes to 600 pounds and a market value of around P17,680.
Admittedly, [deputy Customs commissioner Horacio] Suansing said, the confiscated onions have little value but pointed out that the raid was intended “to send a strong message to smugglers that even if the smuggled items have already left the premises of the Customs, we would still run after those selling them.â€
Consider yourself schooled, Chinese onion smugglers.
Senator invites media to top secret raid
According to our baby mouse, a senator sent a media advisory today telling Senate media that a certain government agency will be conducting a raid on some people somewhere in just a few hours.
The actual advisory was, of course, not that vague. The senator who sent it was actually pretty helpful with the details, even providing a number people in the media can call to coordinate where to meet, what to wear, what the secret password is, etc.
Which is all very good for reporters looking for some action, but not so much for Philippine law enforcement. If this website was able to get the details of the raid without even trying, it’s a sure bet the criminals who are supposed to get raided know about it too.
(thx, Senate staff!)
Tanduay kills hundreds of fish, idiom
Tanduay Distillers, manufacturer of Tanduay Rhum, is being held liable for the deaths of hundreds of fish in Laguna de Bay.
Apparently, the Tanduay plant in Cabuyao, Laguna released alcohol into the Cabuyao River when the plant caught fire earlier this month.
On Oct. 21, the [Laguna Lake Deveopment Authority] told reporters that it started an investigation after fisherfolk reported that the dead fish from the lake emitted an odor similar to that of alcoholic drinks.
“The pollution that occurred was so extreme that the river beside the Tanduay plant is completely dead,” Zubiri said in an interview after the Senate hearing.
LRT-1 just got better
This may be news to our upwardly-mobile car-driving indio demographic but our aging public train system has been getting much better.
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Metro News: Facebook helps nab fugitive
Pro tip: If you’re a fugitive, don’t go online.
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