ZTE whistleblower and Internet star Jose De Venecia III recently came out with a radio ad (as some sort of advocacy message, I guess) talking about how he saved the Philippines from an anomalous deal.

Disguised as Joey De Venecia, mild-mannered businessman

His tagline at the end of the ad: “Delicadeza (propriety). De Venecia.” Because, you know, that’s the first thing you think of when you hear the name De Venecia.

The second thing that you think of:

The third thing is unprintable.